TonerThatsMyDick

Jul 25

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

Jul 25
Jul 25

hangglidingintothesun:

my-lonelydeathwish:

STILL LOVE THIS ONE

EVERY TIME. 

Jul 24

thatsgrace:

MDK Remix! x

Jul 24

carrotskoalasandbooze:

The one where Grace does not know how to children. 

Jul 24

quote I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body. You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name. I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me. You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you. You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own. But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless. and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone. and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home.

— (via wordsthat-speak)
Jul 24

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.
Jul 23
Jul 23

Question: The best public restroom you’ve ever pooped in?

Hannah: Grace Helbig’s.

Jul 23
Jul 23
Jul 23
Jul 23

" I never approached Rita as a female action character, I just saw her as this lethal powerhouse who was pretty much the toughest person I’ve come across. It was exciting to approach her in that way, you know? She wasn’t this kind of butch woman, she had gotten to where she was by being savvy and intelligent and determined, and I think that’s what excited me – the spirit she had, the chutzpah she had (laughs), and courage she had. She’s an incredibly courageous character. " - Emily Blunt on Rita Vrataski

Jul 23

peggiecarters:

Favorite Movie Soundtracks: [1/?] Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

"Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it."
Jul 23

quote I don’t have a fear of commitment. I have a fear of abandonment. We all screw things up. I screw things up, especially with people I love. I get needy, I get moody, I get distant, I want to be close, I get confused. I don’t understand all of it, but I keep pushing because I hope this thing, this universe, there’s no way that I’m the only person out there who wants something this bad, if I want it, someone else out there must too.

— (via x-erp)